Inspiration Before The Weekend- Start With Just The Tip

Getting there, slowly, unwavering, focused, however long it takes. Making daily strides towards a goal, or multiple goals, should become a habit, like morning coffee or checking your emails. As the age old cliché goes; a hundred mile journey starts with a single step. I suppose it would happen to everybody at different intervals throughout a week/year/lifetime, where the action to pursue an ambition would seem almost hopeless, like you do not have any idea what you are doing, like the task before you seems impossible and there is just no breakthrough, but essentially that is where you build your character, where you define you perseverance, and become that man or woman that you were destined to be!

Do you have any idea for how many billions of years this planet of ours has existed, BRO? Would you like to know how few people or actions have had any significant impact towards influencing even a small group of people, let alone have any direct influence in the many number of people who have been here before you, and experienced just as vivid, but less opportunistic, life as you are currently living? That number would only be a handful, statistically minuscule in the grand scheme of things. You have everything going for you, BRO! And that email that you need to send to get some information, that phone call that you need to make to be the first step towards achieving your ambitions will definitely not have any impact on the course of history, it’s not even a drop in the ocean, it would not influence humanity in any way, shape or form. And if the only possible reason why you haven’t yet made that first step is dented pride, then you are going to need to sack up, “it’s the fastest who get paid, and the fastest who get laid!”

Life ain’t particularly easy in this day and age, BRO, but it’s a hell of allot easier than it used to be. There is tons of information at your fingertips, unbelievably accessible mentors, and thousands of books that can supply the knowledge that you need. That excuse of “I don’t know where to start” no longer holds any water. Figure it out, like the big boy or girl that you are. Sometimes it might feel hopeless or overwhelming, but nothing is going to get done unless you initialize the momentum towards finishing a task. And god knows your mom won’t be there to hold your hand when you cross this threshold, these are the steps that you need to take on your own, and do you know what? I believe in you, and so do your family, and so do your friends! So fuck right off with your training wheel bullshit, make your actions speak for you, and force the world to be your bitch!

Hardships come, and tough times may last longer than you might think you can endure, but nothing is ever eternal, BRO. When you see it through, and figure out that you ain’t made of glass, that you are made of gainz, ambition, and solid sex appeal, and muster up the courage to crawl through the sludge and grab a fist full of that success, then you are well on your way! Look at you go, look at where you are. Has that shitty tattoo that you got straight out of high school stopped you from developing into the bad ass motherfucker that you are? Hell no! And that night that you got hammered and did bush diving in front of all those attractive girls at the golf course, did that keep you from being the alpha sun of a gun that you currently are? Hell to the fuck no, BRO! So look at you, you made it this far, why on god’s green one are you going to stop now??

Get after it, you dirty little double dicking bastard, I believe in you! The world is your goddamn oyster, and if you don’t continue to push towards your ambitions now then you will find yourself in exactly the kind of hole that you are aspiring to get out of at this very moment. Grind some gears, stir up the pot, and get to doing what you have wanted to pursue but haven’t yet made the first moves towards accomplishing. Have at it!



Inspiration Before The Weekend- Write It And They Will Come

Here we are again, with another weekend about to start and for most of us a world of potential to explore! I finished Bruce Springsteen’s audiobook version of Born To Run and it was a magnificent adventure, I am concretely convinced that I need to get myself a motorcycle and a car and pack in as many road trips as I can manage. But for this weekend we need to make do with what we have, after a productive and successful week. Well mostly successful, let’s be honest, there could have been more that we could have done and more that we could have accomplished.

Let’s get real for a second, I mean, those silly pseudo bullshit quotes that your Facebook friends sometimes share which read; your future self will thank you for the work that you do today, aren’t entirely bullshit, are they? It is true, and I suppose we need to be reminded of it rather frequently, lest we forget. The same way that we sometimes need to confront the brutal reality that it isn’t that hard to wind up hopelessly lost, homeless, or without anything. However you still have your wits, your ambition, and your work ethic. Bro, keep on doing you, you’re going to get there! It’s still early days in the year, remember to take a breath, have a beer, and put your feet up for a second.

Let’s get after having some fun this weekend, we’ll grind again on Monday!


Inspiration Before The Weekend- Omerta

Aaayyee bitches, we’re back! Well, it’s almost a year, to the day, since we’ve last posted anything, and perhaps the internet was better off without us. So when I say that we’re back, I mean heavier, raunchier, louder, and more politically incorrect than ever! And I also mean that we’re going after this writing thing again in 2017, because 2016 was such an abortion of a year and we have a hell of a lot to catch up on.

So have you made any progress towards positively enforcing those New Year’s resolutions that you so whole heartedly swore you are going to tackle head on? For a day? For a week? You’re still going at it? Why on god’s green Earth not? No, busy isn’t that good of an excuse. You’re wasting your time reading this, right, so how busy are you really? You know, I fully agree that one needs a couple of minutes every day to just chill and breathe for a bit, however, have you added up all the time that you’ve wasted going on the exact same news website for the fifth time today? I really think you should tone that shit down, maybe only read the news three times tomorrow and with the extra time do a little towards those goals of yours. Send that email, make that phone call, request that information you need to do your thing, which you have reluctantly delayed because you were too “busy” making another cup of fucking coffee.

I always keep my New Year’s resolutions simple, though. There are some things that I intend to accomplish professionally which take president over other ambitions that I may have, but my general basket which holds my aspirations extends mostly towards spending more time with family and friends, getting out of the house, and doing rad shit. Hell, what’s the point of living if you’re not going to get out there and live a little! That entails more dinners, dates, adventures, fun, and to keep moving. Less saying no when people invite me to go out, motivating myself to go to that thing even though I would rather stay in bed and be lazy. Let’s be honest, and perhaps a little morbid for a second; none of us, our family, or our friends are going to be around forever, and I would rather have a massive treasure trove of amazing memories to choose from over the years than a handful of little smiles when the day comes that you need to remind yourself of the amazing person and life you had the pleasure of sharing with whomever is no longer here to share in your experiences.

So we’re making it happen, bro! This year we’re going hard, making our mark, getting after that shit, let’s make the world wonder where we find the time or energy to accomplish everything that we do. Let them envy us, let them admire us, and let us inspire them!




Inspiration Before The Weekend- Don’t Go Away Mad, Just Go Away!

It is hot as Satan’s Jacuzzi down here in Southern Africa currently, chickens are laying boiled eggs and a piece of steak that I was eagerly looking forward to braai this weekend has somehow gotten to be well done despite being in my fridge. Fuck you, science! Not even this can affect our moods though, we’re very much like Australians, but we’re better at rugby, and cricket, and we don’t constantly bitch and moan about the heat and wildlife trying to kill us, and we don’t say cunt as often. On a related note, our national cricket team staged one hell of a comeback in a test match against England, much proud boys! But then the rest of the match was called off because of rain, so there’s that. Life. The new year has kicked off at an astonishing pace, though, and we’re diving in head first!

So New Year’s Resolutions; mine has been the same as the previous couple of years, but I believe that I have said that before. I have added another two; trying not to pick my nose in polite company, and avoid impulse shopping. It’s not working out tremendously well. But if you’re one of those people that have made getting fit one of your resolutions then please, for the love of all that is holy, re-rack the goddamn weights! Don’t do curls in the squat section, wipe your sweat of the equipment, try to be respectful! If I need to hear one more fucking gym junky complain about all the new people at their local iron pumping facility then…I don’t fucking know, I might get upset. Also, if you frequently visit the gym and see all these new people, how’s about giving the fatty on the treadmill a hi-5 when you walk by? They might just need the recognition on that day, it would keep them motivated, don’t tell them that I called them fat though, please.

This is the year to pick up the slack! Why wait until February? You might as well start today, or ROCK this weekend and start on Monday! Whatever you do, though, do it well and do it thoroughly. There is no more time to waste over here, we’re headed for greatness. All those areas where you procrastinated in 2015 need to be righted, it is never too late to pursue something that you have always had a passion for, and now is exactly the change that you may have been considering from, like, October of last year. We’re kicking ass over here, and unless you want to remain stuck in the back row of the cheap seats for the rest of your life, we are going to need for you to join us. So don’t be a dick, don’t ever be THAT guy, don’t drive drunk, treasure your youth and your health, keep your thoughts positive, and let’s live this year like everyday is a Saturday!!


Inspiration Before The Weekend- 2015 Can Suck My Balls

So here we are, so close to the end of yet another epic year that I am already tasting that New Year’s Eve tequila, champagne, and 12 o’clock kisses! I suppose that we can all agree that this was a particularly tough year, there has certainly been a couple of amazing moments also. And even though there is still more than enough time left to reflect on how we handled some of the less than ideal situations, tribulations, challenges, and damn right nasty experiences that we have endured, there is also a lil’ bit of a chance that you can make up for some of the time lost, and also reflect on the times, and days, and memories that have made this a pretty rad 2015. Crisis!! We’ve been to some of the most amazing places! We have met some of the most amazing people! We have done some of the most amazing things! 2015 was pretty fucking baller!!

Withoutherspoon actually suggested that we dedicate a whole Inspiration Before The Weekend post to one particular bird that we met this year, but that was about a month and a half ago and we’ve been pretty busy, and even just one post wouldn’t even do her the justice that she deserves! Man, she is just super nice, and incredibly friendly, and just an all round delight! Like, you know that song that you hear for the first time and you kind off just know that it would be one of your favorite songs for ever, even though you don’t really hear it that often? She is THAT amazing!! So here’s to YOU, I aspire to be as amazing as you are, C-DIMPLES!!! You are one of our favorite things that happened this year!!

Then I never fully understood the need for New Year’s Resolutions, I mean, this really is my favorite time of the year, without question! But I never really got why you should need a new calendar year before attempting changes in your life? So mine would be the same as every other year for the past 5 or so years; simply to make it better that the one preceding it! So here we go, BRO, gear up because this is going to be a cracker!! Let’s get shit on, turn it up, push it in the red, watch it all go up in smoke!! We’re having the time of our lives, strap in, and join us for the most electrifying, amazing, preposterous, magical, and best year ever! Let’s kick what’s left of 2015’s ass and make 2016 our bitch!!!

Inspiration Before The Weekend- Ambition Is A Dream With A V8 Engine

Life happens in moments, BRO! That moment when you’re driving on the freeway and that killer tune comes on, that moment when you’re sitting and looking at that rad view and you pop the top off another beer, when a little kid holds your hand to cross the street, that first kiss with a girl you recently met!! MOMENTS!!

We’re all looking for the perfect ending, driving off into the sunset, rock tunes playing, angels singing your praise…but let’s not kid ourselves, it doesn’t happen like that, does it? Life doesn’t end when you receive that big promotion, or when you buy that dream car, not even when you walk down the wedding isle, it happens in MOMENTS!!!! I’m working on making mine perfect, my moments, I’m having a damn blast!! Because I won’t be there for my funeral, I won’t be there for the credits, and to be honest; I don’t really give a shit!! I’m focusing on my story, my journey, and the paragraphs between that captivates the audience and that motivates the outcome!!

I had the second best evening of my life last week! Why only the second best? Simply because the best day or date of my life hasn’t happened yet!! THAT’S the inspiration, THAT is the motivation, and THAT is the prologue that leads to a whole new and better ME, more successful, more motivated, more inspired, and a whole lot more BITCHIN!!!!!!

Is the mood a little somber now? Yeah that might have been a bit morbid, but the only way to change and make the rest of the day and this weekend better is for YOU to live it like a highlight reel, living it up like a video!

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Inspiration before the weekend- I dont want to be an angel, I just want to be GOD!!

It’s been quite the week, but then how is that different from any other week? We’ve been having tons and tons of fun doing epic shit, it’s great but I don’t think it could ever be enough. We’re hungry, man!! And already planning the next set of adventures!! Another thing happened; we saw what could possibly be the best comedy ever last weekend, Withoutherspoon wrote all about it here, and I posted some sexxxy pictures of Jason Statham for the ladies, and super fine pictures of Jenny Mccarthy for us.

So back to your inspiration!! Bitches, babes, birds and broads!! Or money, or power, or a new pair of jeans. You need to find what inspires you, yourself bro!! The best I can do is give you a little nudge. I’ve said this before; you are biologically programmed to be successful, you are the product of billions of years of evolutionary achievement to be part of the most successful species to ever inhabit the earth, made up of stardust and what not, thousands of years of innovation to be where you are as a human, at this point in time!! The door is wide open for you, other people are working on their own dreams and aspirations and making it a reality on a daily basis, so why aren’t you?

BRO, you still have plenty of tomorrows, there is time, don’t set an expiration date on your dreams. But by starting today you might just have a little longer time to enjoy your success than if you were to start tomorrow. Be a fucking rockstar!! Everybody laughed at Neil Armstrong when he said that he wanted to go to the moon, guess what, now he’s up there laughing at them! After Ricky Bobby had that horrific crash in nascar, but he got his balls back and won the penultimate race by a finger’s breath! Don’t let anybody ever tell you that you can’t do something!! Unless they tell you that you can’t swim to the bottom of the ocean holding your breath, you probably shouldn’t try that. And don’t ever be fucking average, you’re better than that!!

Have yourself a BITCHIN weekend, get shit done, go on an adventure, but most of all; have fun and do YOU!!

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail of destruction and wet panties!!

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